Shake Well Before Use

After rubbing anti-mosquito lotion on ethan's arms and legs, 


Ethan's Mama noticed the sign on the bottle that says "shake 


well before use".


Mama: Ayy, shake well before use man diay ni!


Ethan: Ha?!! Ako nalang ang mo shake ma!! (arms and legs 


gikirig-kirig!!)


....haayy ethan, you always amuse me hehehehe.....

CCTV Camera

JP (while I was sneaking to see how he was doing in his 


class): Huuh??!!?? Mama, why are you there? Why are you 


watching me like a CCTV Camera? =)

Kiay Kiay

Si Hanna, ganahan na siya mosayaw - mag-ugpo-ugpo o magkiay-kiay basta kantahan siya'g rythmic song. Pwede pod ug pakpakan lang. Karong bag-o, nakadungog siya'g naggabas ug kahoy, -miugpo-ugpo dayon siya!

What Is A Machine?

Mama: Kids, do not buy ice-candy just anywhere coz we don't know if the water being use is clean and safe.


Sam(eldest): how about juice ma?


Mama: juice is ok coz it's being made by machines.


Nico(3rd): how about softdrinks ma?


Mama: softdrink is ok coz its being made by machines.


Sam: What is machine mama?


Mama: Machine is aahhh...uhhmmm...


Ethan: Machine is something that works because of electricity!!


Mama: that's it!!..hehehehe (save by ethan whew!)

Underworld

While watching movie Underworld, Ethan came in and saw the portion where the vampire slid her hand inside her dead friend's body, reached the heart and pump it back to life.


Ethan: Hala Ma! Lahi lagi shape sa iyang heart!


Mama: Why, what is the shape of your heart ethan?


Ethan: Ana man shape sa akong heart.....?
(drawing heart-shape on the air with his hand) 


Mama: Get out now Ethan, This movie is not for kids!!...
(dagan intawon ang innocenteng Ethan!)

Sa-bow

Kaila ba mo ni Hana? Siya ang eight month old baby sa mga chikitings. Makalingaw na kaayo siya ug 'bright' pod. 


Makasabot na siya'g unsa'y bow. Kon pasayawon nato siya -sayaw dayon. Pagkatapos ingnon nato "bow" mo-bow dayon. Ang problema lang, ingnon gani nato, "Hana, pag-inom aning sabaw". Mo bow dayon siya. He he he.

Birthday - Imperial Hotel

Papa: Ethan, diin ka man gusto mag-birthday?


Ethan: Sa Imperial Hotel


Papa: Ayaw diha Than kay mahal kaayo.


Ethan: Gusto ko didto.


Papa: Dinhi lang ta sa balay kay wa na man tay kwarta.


Ethan: Huuh, bisan akong birthday - kamo'y magbuot!